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(972): View more from Texas

I'm scared

(337): View more from Louisiana

There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.

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That's what I'm afraid of

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(636): View more from Missouri

Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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watch out for the queen of hearts

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fuucck i forgot ab her

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(240): View more from Maryland

last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dave a horae rider a coqw boy

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(206): View more from Washington

it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"

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(937): View more from Ohio

She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!

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(407): View more from Florida

I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!

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