Whod you bang
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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