is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you inspire me to be a worse person
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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