no, he came in my armpit
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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