When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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