Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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