at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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