Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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