turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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