People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
