Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i think i have herpe
just one?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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