sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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