I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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