i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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