i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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