that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
