I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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