you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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