Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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