how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
