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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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