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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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