Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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