don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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