I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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