just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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