Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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