This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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