Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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