I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is it because I queefed?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
