Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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