Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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