Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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