but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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