Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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