Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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