if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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