but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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