The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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