On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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