john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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