sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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