it was like eating out sand paper
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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