No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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