This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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