Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Did I show you my penis last night?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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