no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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