idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
