What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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