oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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