I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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