A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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