After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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