Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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